every time I see this it gets reblogged
I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.
FUCK YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
I love this
Sooooo cute i think i want one
This was DiCaprio’s first major role, and everyone was shocked at the red carpet to discover that he was just acting as a child with a mental illness, that he didn’t actually have one. Which begs the question, WHERE THE FUCK IS HIS OSCAR.
If somebody does not invite you to:
Then you DO NOT:
Celebrities, no matter who they are, are not your property. DO NOT TOUCH PEOPLE WITHOUT PERMISSION. How hard is it to understand this concept?
This applies to every fandom, especially ours.
A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them
No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.
UR SO STUPID
I had no idea I felt this way
I was telling someone about this sort of photoset the other day. It is so satisfying.
Pressure washing is one of my favorite things
My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself